来源：学霸君

寒假的正确打开方式之一：妈妈都是对的。

1.妈妈永远是对的。
2.如果妈妈错了，一定是你看错了。
3.如果你没有看错，只要妈妈不认错，妈妈就没错。
4.如果你不认错，你还说妈妈的错，那就是你的错。
5.如果妈妈真的错了，请你参考第1条。

1.Your mother is always right.
2.If your mother does something wrong, it must be your fault.
3.If it is not your fault and your mother never admits her mistake, she is still right.
4.If you don’t admit your fault and consider it her mistake, you must be wrong.
5.If your mother is not right, please follow the first one.

Important things are to be repeated for 3 times. You can you up, and no can no BB.You can you up, and no can no BB.You can you up, and no can no BB.

寒假的正确打开方式之二：往死里看书，往死里写作业

只要母上大人在家，你始终都坐在书桌前看书写作业，初高中教程看完就复习小学课本，作业难题提前解决，寒假领先别人100步。

Why I urge you to study? Because studying can make your mother happy and she has no reason to scold you. Besides, the earlier to finish up your winter homework, the happier you will be in the rest of your holiday. Wish you would enjoy your homework.

寒假的正确打开方式之三：早睡早起不挨骂

早上六点起，晚上八点睡，早叠被子晚烧水。早上要比全家起的都早，做好早餐等爸妈起床。送爸妈上班之后，就要看书写作业做学霸君。

You must find a way to remind yourself. How about setting an alarm clock? Studies show that people who get up early and show up on time are happier and more productive. You’d better put down your phone after 8 pm and go to bed, because you have to get up early at six to make breakfast for your family. Do remember to make your bed in the morning and to boil water for your parents at night.

寒假的正确打开方式之四：和母上大人一起跳广场舞

如果你家母上大人是广场舞舞后，那就陪她一起跳广场舞。要知道，让你家母上大人开心，你的日子也不会太苦，没准还会给你买买买。广场舞学得早，将来领舞不会少。

The best way to please your mother is to dance with your mother. Square dance provides a way to relax and enjoy herself for your mother. If your mother loves square dance, why not dance with her? Your mother must be happy and don’t worry, she will not argue with you at that time.

寒假的正确打开方式之五：和爸妈一起看春晚

过年要全家人一起吃年夜饭，和爸妈一起忙活过年，还要陪爸妈一起看春晚。享受过年的气氛，毕竟家的年味最浓、最好、最亲切。

Spring festival is considered to be the most important day of a year in China. Your parents will be busy for the New Year’s Eve dinner, which is also called “Happiness of the Reunion”.You need to help them prepare the dinner as it is another way to please your mother. Don’t forget to watch the Spring Festival Gala. What counts is that you are with you family instead of the programs.

寒假的正确打开方式之六：少说话，多干活。

每两小时打扫一次房间，还要打扫你爸妈的房间。做好晚饭等爸妈下班，吃好晚饭还要刷碗。少说话多干活准没错。

It's time for you to do housework in the winner holiday. You have to do all the housework, including washing the clothes, mopping the floor, making dinner and doing the dishes as well. Being the only one who earns no money in your family, you are bound to do housework now. Talk less ,work more.