黑色幽默

If you got a sweet tooth,
如果你喜欢“尝甜头
You can taste my watermelons
你可以来尝尝我那对“西瓜”
If the swing set bores you
如果你的秋千玩儿腻了，
I can show you all my talents
我可以让它再次“荡漾”
I can wear a tail, like all the bitches can't
我可以晒黑的我肌肤，但其他婊子却没这个胆儿
You can have all this, boy! And there's only one thing that I want from you
这些通通都可以给你，宝贝儿，你只要答应我一个小小的条件~

Come on, let me rock your bicycle ，It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle
来吧，让我骑骑你的自行车，这车骑起来的感觉妙不可言
We can get a little more physical. Baby, after all, it's only natural
我们可以“互相”锻炼一下身体，宝贝别含羞，毕竟锻炼身体是很自然的事~
Yeah, come in, come in, come in. Run in, run in, run in
我感觉它就要来了，噢，我感觉它在游走，噢 （“它”显然是指自行车啊混蛋！）
Come on, let me rock your bicycle. It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike

If the world starts freezing, I can make it hot and humid
如果世界开始冰封，我可以使它变得湿热
If you get a bee-sting, I can suck out all the poison
如果你被蜜蜂蛰肿了，我可以帮你吮吸毒素~ （有肿你就吸！）
I can make you last, like all the bitches can't
我能让你的战斗力更持久，其它婊子根本做不到
Have I made it clear, boy?
小子，我说的够清楚了吧？
There's only one thing that I want from you
我只想从你那要一个东西。

Come on, let me rock your bicycle, It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle
来吧，让我骑骑你的自行车，这车骑起来的感觉妙不可言
We can get a little more physical, Baby, after all, it's only natural
我们可以“互相”锻炼一下身体，宝贝别含羞，毕竟锻炼身体是很自然的事~
Yeah, come in, come in, come in, Run in, run in, run in
我感觉它就要来了，噢，我感觉它在游走，噢 （“它”显然是指自行车啊混蛋！）
Come on, let me rock your bicycle,It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle
来吧，让我骑骑你的自行车，这车骑起来的感觉妙不可言
来吧，让我骑骑你的自行车，这车骑起来的感觉妙不可言
I'm always fucking with you, Fuck you for thinking it's true
我只想和你“啪啪啪”，混蛋你做梦去吧
I'm not like the things in this town, They make me blew in my mouth
我不是城里的那些**，她们真叫人恶心
I wanna ride on your bike, Cause you're the boy that I like
我想骑你的自行车，因为你是我心仪的男孩
It's like I oughta sell out for you, But your bikes are shiny and new
虽然我是白富美而你却是吊丝，但你的自行车还真是又新又亮呢

She's distracted, by my reflectors, man, I can tell the chick is attracted
她被我车的后视镜闪得一楞一楞，我打赌她一定迷上我了
My wheels spoke to her, my swing is a chick magnet
她爱上了我的车轮，我的骑车技术最摇摆，妞都被吸引了过来
Bagging up chicks like a bag of chips, With a bag of prophylactics as big as Mick Jagger lips
用像Mick Jagger嘴唇一样巨大的大袋装保险套，像袋装薯片一样把所有的妞都打包回去
Shagging's not something I'm a pro at, but I ain't practicing shit
啪啪啪是我的专长，但是我不需要模拟练习
Allen, Iverson has safe sex, condoms are for practice, man, I skip practice
艾佛森作足了安全措施，戴套只是玩过家家，我可不干
Flip backwards while I flip this bike on its banana seat
快把套拆下来，再把单车翻过来，让香蕉型坐垫朝地
My fantasy is to have you fuck with a cast tennis
我喜欢幻想着妞你坐在我的自行车脚踏上
Got this bitch gagging, they call me the broad killer
堵住小妞的嘴，我人称婊子杀手
I'm the cousin of Godzilla, Cause I spit fire and my dick is draggin'
我是哥斯拉的表亲，因为我也能喷火，而且我的丁日长得能拖地
Zig zaggin' up the avenue, pulling these chicks in my antagonist, Waggin', screamin'
用我的丁日拖着一车小妞出去遛弯儿，妞儿们都高呼着：

Come on, let me rock your bicycle, It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle
来吧，让我骑骑你的自行车，这车骑起来的感觉妙不可言
We can get a little more physical, Baby, after all, it's only natural
我们可以“互相”锻炼一下身体，宝贝别含羞，毕竟锻炼身体是很自然的事~
Yeah, come in, come in, come in, Run in, run in, run in
我感觉它就要来了，噢，我感觉它在游走，噢 （“它”显然是指自行车啊混蛋！）
Come on, let me rock your bicycle, It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle
来吧，让我骑骑你的自行车，这车骑起来的感觉妙不可言
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike